1. I will NOT cancel my membership at the gym. As soon as I remember how to get there, I'll go every single day.2. I will stop using my treadmill as an extra closet (oooh, so that's where that blouse went!) and use it for the purpose for which it was designed, as soon as I remember what that is...
3. I will find those dumbbells I bought last year (maybe they're under the closet...er...treadmill) and use them for more than paperweights.
4. I will not sneer at the aerobics instructor and his or her ultra-perky voice and fat-less body. Rather I will use him or her as motivation.
5. I will get up every morning at 5:00 a.m. to exercise instead of waiting until after work when I inevitably will find a reason not to go to the gym.6. I will NOT eat anymore sweets at work, no matter who's birthday is or how good that chocolate cake looks. Heck, I'll just cut sweets totally out of my diet!
7. I will cook a healthy dinner each and every night and calculate my calories so I know exactly what I'm eating. I will begin using tofu and making my own rice.
8. I will do a hundred push-ups a day...no, TWO hundred! Yeah right! Then I'll join the Olympics right?
9. I will stop consumption of all alcoholic beverages...as soon as I finish this beer.
10. I will strengthen my relationships by getting my friends/family to exercise with me (as soon as they stop laughing).